Thursday, 23 December 2010

Octogenarian Open Mic

You won’t believe what older ladies want to do with you.
They want to lick your balls,
tickle your shaft,
dribble up your bum,
stroke your bum,
put fingers in your mouth.
After they’ve been in your bum.

You won’t believe how much they charge,
to let you do things,
lots of nasty things that make you stink,
stink of grease and cabbage,
and wee and meals on wheels.
Does cunnilingus constitute part of your five a day?
I sure do hope so.

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