Walter Tindale's shopping list

Custodial Junctures.


Okay. Several things. A. Stop fucking about.


B. Do more of A. and stop fucking about.

There is no C.

Right.

Sit up.

Look at hands; are hands clean?

A: No

B: Yes

If A, proceed to 3
If B, proceed to &

2 Where am I?

3 Obtain water/ liquid and wipeables.

4 Enjoy fresh sensations

5 Strangle

Sub-par juncture;

& Applaud
^ Look up and a little to the right
! Shout help and look injured

The Graceful Return;

6 Have guns.

7 Obtain memos from Captain.


This is Captain, hi there, I do hope you're enjoying your time as part of the Ship-Ahoy Sailors. We have hit land... yes, a mass of land. It looks friendly, mainly trees. No idea where in the world we are, our cartographer is sub par.

Sub-par Juncture 2;

* Knobkerry/Baton
) Open hatchback. Hatchet back
@ Gloat

Back Again;

8 Top hat and tails in tow, let's away to the dinghy, and set port-starboard for Ahoy-O-Sphere, the mysterious 'sea scape' of pure gaseous Atlantic stuff. Many have died. We don't care.

9 Return to University and study acoustic potentiometer modulation in bicubit anthropomorphs.

10 Intravenous hit of exciting mischeviousness.



Such was the shopping list in Walter Tindale's back pocket. A happy man, though not content. Wretched, coy, marvellous.